I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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