It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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