Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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