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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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