I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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