Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
