I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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