We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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