Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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