seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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