I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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