they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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