Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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