I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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