I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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