That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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