IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I love you. Go after that dick
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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