Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My vagina just recognized that song.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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