I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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