Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just found puke in my bra..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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