Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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