I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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