i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
