She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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