At least make sure they are 18
Why
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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