the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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