we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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