Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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