Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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