just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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