how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
50% drunk capacity currently
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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