dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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