umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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