Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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