ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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