Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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