Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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