are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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