Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize