note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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