I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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