Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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