he shaved USA in his pubs
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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