that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize