How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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