Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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