absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
