Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
