Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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