I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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