This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Everclear isn't food dammit
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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