No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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