We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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