Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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