Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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