The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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