Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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