we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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