I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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