Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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