We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
