i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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