When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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