On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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